Trunk-or-Treat: The Halloween football tailgate

The Florida Atlantic University football team is asking fans to come out to their Halloween game for a "Trunk-or-Treat" tailgate.

This could be a lot of fun, but I'm sure most students are:

• at the local Halloween store trying to find their costume,
• taking a nap all day to prepare for their upcoming night,
• working,
• out of town visting friends at other universities,
• or worried that they will get caught tailgating by police for drinking under age.

Halloween is already a risk for all young people because

1. 1. it is clear that everyone will be partying,
2. 2.(not that it isn't fun going to football games) but if people do go I'm sure they would rather be somewhat intoxicated,
3. 3. police officers and undercover cops are always at the games trying to catch underage drinking,
4. and those who are underage most likely won't want to get caught on Halloween because they would miss all the night partying after the game.

Also, with the FAU football team's losing stats, I doubt many "trunk-or-treaters" will be interested to attend anyway.

Sorry boys, but I think everyone already figures "witch" team will win, and "trunk-or-treaters" probably won't help your chances.